Get back my friend for making fun of me?

Two part kinda question, how to i get back at my friend for makin fun of me all the time, he calls me a clown and bozo, a ****** bowler and more mean stuff but i dont feel like typing it. How do i get him back, i want to get him back really really good, lik mean, or WHATEVER. just to put him in his place. Also, for the ladies ONLY, do you lik it is gay or retarded looking for a guy to have an afro, mine isnt really an afro, i just have curly hair, lik do you lik that? and would you date a guy that bowls, even if he was nice and you thought he was cute? All answers will be appreciated